From a customer: I don’t know what I want… Your menu has no pictures!
Person: Your name is “Ambition,” correct? Me: Yes Person: Then why does the neon sign outside say “Landshark”? <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/elzey/6876512330/ Land Shark by Richard Elzey, on Flickr used with Creative Commons license.
Them: Are you open for lunch? Me: Yes we are! Them: That’s funny, my friend said you weren’t open for lunch anymore. Me: We close at 3pm in the summer. Them: Oh we’ll she walked by last night for dinner and said you were closed. Me: YES! We close at 3pm after lunch and we weren’t open for lunch anymore that day.